Tending to the Bar: A Slab of Wood, and Altar of Hope(less) and Someone to Pass the Time with Nowhere

Bar-tending? Me? Probably not, but it's the only place that seems interested in yours truly at this point. Why did I add such a long, pointless title, when I could have just as easily summed it up with "Bar-tending Interview"? I don't know but I got to go now.